Almost a decade ago I started playing a game called “Uru: ages beyond myst” (Later Uru: the path to d’ni” and “Myst. URU: The path of the shell”). and in between the soloplayer versions of the game, Cyan Worlds; the headmaster of the mystverse, decided to create a Massively multiplayer online role-playing game version of the game.
The first version of this MMORPG was “Uru live” (Later: Prologue). this game probably lasted 6 months, if that. it was basically a online version of the offline game with only two new “ages” to explore (technically one because it was just The City and the hoods), and it was almost impossible to get into the biggest of the two because it was constantly crowded with ‘explorers.’
I’ve had this blog for like… 5 months. and i’ve only posted 19 things… which i guess is better than nothing but still. i need to step it up a bit! I shall post something at least once a week!
So i had a dream a couple days back… started out as Pandorum meets Avatar. which was hilarious to see the giant smurfs with dreadlocks chasing me around an abandon building… but anyway. I’ve got a great idea for a story now. working on it. I’ll post some small fraction of it eventually…lol
How are y’all doing? I are going great. i are hasing great grammask right now. does yous likes my grammask? my grammask is great. i hope you loves it because if you doesn’t love it i are going to stick a lame log up your bung-hole. for i come from a land where my people have but ONE bunghole.
|C33 – Selling drugs to hoodlums in the bronx
|C34 – Buying weapons with the drug money
| C35 – Knocking over some convenient stores owned by stereotypical Indians.
|C36 – Amassing $50k – Allocating excess money back in to C33 + C34.
|C37 – Buying military grade explosives, armor, and weapons. and some clown masks.
|C38 – Knocking over the bank run by Teamsters in Gotham
|Plans: Every member of the operation is given a duty and a partner. once one member has completed
| Their task, their partner is to kill ‘em. leaving only me in the end.
|C39 – Kill the batman.
|C40 – Allocate the money earned in the Bank Job into several small paramilitary organizations, |building up my own personal technology industry which we shall call “Shark Industries”.
|D33 – Build mechanical suit capable of flight and prolonged combat. Sell the suit to a small Asian |children in Taiwan.
|D34 – Realize that selling the suit was a bad idea. Create a better one to steal it back
| D35 – Colonize the moon. Sell land for 3.5 million dollars per mile.
|D36 – Use money amassed from C33 + C35 + C40 + D35 to create a rocket to colonize mars.
|D37 – Open up a science lab on mars, call it United Aerospace Corporations. Higher brightest |minds on earth to create a teleporter that will inevitably open a portal to hell.
| D38 – Sell Mars lab to creepy bald guy with one glassy eye for 38 trillion dollars.
| D39 – Build a system of giant rings planets located through out the milkyway. Make sure the rings |have insane intelligence constructs in the form of floating blue balls. Also make sure the rings are |capable of destroying all sentient life within 25,000 light years.
| D40 – Use rings as leverage to rob the Grand Galactic Bank located in the crab nebula.
| E01 – Die happy.
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I’m sad… monk is over 
now what will i do!!!! Monk was probably my #2 show. or #3 maybe… idk… #2 of still running shows. right under Doctor Who. #3 for total shows where it gets beaten out by SG-1. wait. no i forgot House… hmmm…
1) Dr. Who
2) Stargate sg-1/House M.D.
3) Monk
4) … Idk. hmmm… Well i’ll just say Red Vs Blue. thats not techically a TV show but still.
what are you guys favorite shows?
working on this video… should have it up by the end of the week. its super awesome fantastical! lol. I’ll post the link here as soon as the video goes up. kthxbai
Okay, i gave Opera an extra little time. to see if it’d work out better. but no. the thing crashed like every 45 minutes. I couldn’t use Facebook, Youtube, or Yahoo with out the thing being like “Oh. NO. I IS A RETARD! I NO WORK WELL! I GONNA CRASH! GARBBBPPP” garbp being the sound of a crashing browser.
And now to make things better: firefox has somekinda infection (Probably from all that Gay Porn i’ve been downloading, so would say my sister) its nothing terrible, but puts up freakin advertisments everywhere, and not the nice kind… theses are the ones that scream at you.